John Strader  


Nicknames:

J Strades, John Beatles, Beatles
Jersey Number:

32

Hometown:
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Major:

Biomedical Engineering.
Year in School:

Junior
Musical Influences:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin,
Ben Folds, Eric Clapton, JET, Rammstein, Rockapella,
The Pioneers, Mae, Queen, Warren Barfield,
but most importantly Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Favorite Album of All Time:

The Everglow by Mae
Favorite Quote:

"Ah Ah Ah! You didn't say the magic word!
Ah Ah Ah! Ah Ah Ah!..." -Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park
Favorite Movie:
Flyboys
Favorite Flavor-Ice:

Well, we all know that the orange Flavor-Ice gets the girl...
but the blue Flavor-Ice takes her home. nough' said.
Dream Car:

A Mustang GT convertible.  Very nice!
(web guy: for the love of... )
If you had to pick, who would win in a fight?
An Elephant or a Rhinoceros?

What? Is there seriously a question of superiority here?
A rhino could whoop an elephant worse than Michigan
whoops Notre Dame!
What is the greatest invention ever?

The sandal.  Who thought one day, "Dang, this ground is
really rough, maybe I should take a couple of pieces of flat ground and strap them to my feet so I can walk on the same thing over and over!" ? That guy was a genius.
I am a Gentleman because:

¿Qué el diablo? ¡Pensé que este grupo fue llamado a los Caballeros! ¡Blancos estúpidos!
Favorite G-Moment:

When Chip got screwed over several times on one rainy, disgusting night by the infamous goggles.
If you were a professional baseball player,
what would be your at-bat intro music?

Thriller by Michael Jackson
Tell us a little about yourself in as many words as
your jersey number:

I've lived in Ann Arbor my whole life... More importantly,
I'm like Sean Connery as James Bond. Freaking awesome in every way. It's been said, "There's no one greater than John Strader."